I can just hear it now-
“But Sir, it’s hot!”
“Good to hear your bottom is warming up. It’s supposed to be painful, it’s a punishment.”
“No- not my bottom- the stove!”
Note to self: never cause trouble in the kitchen.
Asking for Disaster
I can just hear it now-
“But Sir, it’s hot!”
“Good to hear your bottom is warming up. It’s supposed to be painful, it’s a punishment.”
“No- not my bottom- the stove!”
Note to self: never cause trouble in the kitchen.
As self-appointed Elfen-safety advisor to this blog I must insist all bottom warming takes place in a safe environment. I will be happy to advise on safe places and watch as Kia gets spanked…just to be on the safe side of course.
I’m touched that you’re so concerned for my safety. How very magnanimous of you to offer your services in this way.
I’m like that…generous to a fault. A fool to myself really
You’re in luck then- we have ways of dealing with all kinds of faults and fools here 😉
Motivation for her to hold her position and not rub up against the knobs, accidentally turning one for the burners.
Perhaps that is what she’s doing with her right hand, trying to turn off the burner.
Yes, yes, of course! It has nothing to do with protecting her behind at all. She is simply very conscious of her environment and trying to save energy and whatnot.