Wishing a warm and happy Christmas to one and all.
The sock on the doorknob was explainable enough. This, however, meant something different entirely. While she might have tried to claim that the two were interchangeable, the sounds emanating from the closed door seemed quite distinguishable. Both involved some sort of cries, though one came with a very distinct clapping sound.
I remember a yoga instructor saying something about specific positions helping to focus the mind. I imagine this one would work quite well, regardless of the task at hand.
Unless she's deliberately trying to annoy her disciplinarian, I'm hoping she isn't planning to leave her panties there. On the bum or off the bum, no sense in doing things half way.