I've heard that too much fast food can do terrible things to one's bottom. This wasn't what I thought they meant, though.
I had to teach my phone the word "mentoring" the other day. It tried to auto-correct to "tormenting." Now that I think about my mentor's methods, though, perhaps it was just very perceptive. . .
It's not really lying. . .and if he insists, well, tape is awfully sticky and cumbersome, not her fault at all, clearly.
"Why is it that a piece of relatively complex engineering like an umbrella can be had for £3.50 and even an expensive one for £30 – when a decent cane (essentially a stick) can cost as much as £100?" -DJ Black I’d read the above line years ago- something buried deep in the comments an … Continue reading Canes, Umbrellas, and Economics
Kink-aware is all good and well, though, as with all things, balance is critical. I think I may have missed the memo on how vanilla people meet partners. I’ve noticed a pattern recently where I think we’re just having a drink and a chat, but suddenly someone tries to throw tongues into the mix or … Continue reading Vanilla-Clueless
“Gyugh!” Kirstin shrieked, headless of the late night hour and the reverberating echo that followed her outburst as she instinctively squished the spider under the sole of her slipper. She stood, panting in recovery, for a moment before collecting a bit of tissue to address the small mess she had created. Kristen, in by and … Continue reading A Simple Slippering
I was having a girl's day out with a good friend who had decided it was time to introduce me to the wonders of eyebrow waxing. We were about to enter the shop- on the threshold and getting in the way of fellow shoppers- when she stopped and turned back with a look of anxiety. … Continue reading More Silly Questions