I think I'm missing something here- as is she. Nothing a spanking can't fix, I'm sure.
I think one is required to wear some sort of trousers/skirt/something in the kitchen. For safety reasons, Sir, of course.
I wonder, would tattoos make nudity seem less exposed? (I thought she had a top on at first). Then again, if I were to get a large tattoo, perhaps I could just redden my bottom and save everyone a lot of trouble. . .
I've come to associate lack of clothing with a degree of vulnerability. In his case, though, it seems to have the opposite effect.