Ah- yes! Once he lifts my skirt to see these, he won't dare spank me lest he incur my super-wrath!
Unless she's deliberately trying to annoy her disciplinarian, I'm hoping she isn't planning to leave her panties there. On the bum or off the bum, no sense in doing things half way.
Excuse me, sir, but down is the other way. Just trying to be helpful, sir.
It's important to do laundry before one runs out of clean clothes. Particularly if one lives with someone who may very well consider this a spanking offense.