Spanking Dictionary

Amphitheatre- Performance venue designed to enhance the sound of spanking

 

Autocorrect- A kick to the boot of a misbehaving vehicle.

 

Bratwurst- the one who needs the hardest spanking. Alternatively, one who needs more practice misbehaving.

 

Catnap- flogger theft

 

Countertop- evasive maneuver employed in case of excessive trouble

 

Dominos- can smell trouble.

 

Freedom- one not currently engaged in a spanking.  

 

Hit List- plan of attack at a spanking party

 

Hither- encouragement for a top. Alternatively, an attempt to displace consequences onto a third party

 

Laptop- pejorative term for a service top, particularly one of smaller stature.

 

Random- one exhausted from chasing brats

 

Seldom- an attempt to both avoid a spanking and make a profit.

 

Servant- long-winded complaint from a top

 

Sublime- a sour brat

 

Submarine- a bottom on a boat

 

Subpar- the average number of hits required to tame a given brat

 

Subscribe- one writing lines

 

Subsidy- ancestral home of bottoms

 

Utopia- domly heaven

 

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Thanks to @Lilintia for the creative assistance and help getting into the right frame of mind before school starts!

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